08 Feb

Pink Razors – Margaret and Helen

Pink Razors HELEN: Margaret, do you remember how angry we were the day we finally realized that women’s legs are not harder to shave than men’s faces, but rather razors made for women can’t hold a candle to those made for men? And the women’s razors are more expensive to boot. I’d like to meet […]

20 Sep

Who has the better bouffant?

Margaret and Helen Best Friends for Sixty Years and Counting… Margaret, what kind of moron thinks that God destroys entire towns and kills people with a hurricane because politicians in Washington are being disagreeable? What kind of moron? The kind with the bouffant hairdo and a Minnesota accent. Honestly, if God worked that way, Irene […]

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