05 Jul

Humor Time – Palin Resigns

I think it is appropriate to show the Fox News excerpt since Fox News’ evil empire help foster this nut on our country.

Real Reasons Sarah Palin Is Resigning As Governor

Because Caribou Barbie Is One Nutty Puppy

She’s “hiking the Appalachian Trail” with Mark Sanford

She wants to spend more time teaching abstinence to her family

She’s joining the cast of “I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here!”

She cracked under the strain of watching Russia from her house

She wants to devote herself full-time to making comedians apologize for the new wave of jokes they’re about to unleash on her

She’s taking up Playboy’s offer to pose nude as part of their upcoming “Governors Gone Wild” issue

She came to the end of the Bridge to Nowhere that is her political career

She didn’t resign at all. It was an elaborate hoax pulled off by Tina Fey

But the very real possibility – Sarah Palin doesn’t know she just resigned!

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